Love this one. Thanks for sharing anon.
I love looking innocent and shy in public because that way people don’t know what a huge masochistic nympho I am.
I wish I never cut my hair off.
I wish I never gained those 10lbs.
I wish my face wasn’t so fat.
I wish I wasn’t so ugly.
I wish I wasn’t so brute.
Am I good enough for you?
“Yes, I have tricks in my pocket, I have things up my sleeve. But I am the opposite of a stage magician. He gives you illusion that has the appearance of truth. I give you truth in the pleasant disguise of illusion”
Someone at the wedding asked me if I had a dragon tattoo. Guess I reminded them of Lisbeth Salander.
English major’s possible career: professional sexting
Elaborate, multiple page, text messages about how we’d get it on.